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ISSUE 10 ARCHIVE - SPOT THE HAZARDWith Academy Award Winner* Kieran Parts*Best Original Medical Complication, 2007We dispached Kieran on the holiday of a half-lifetime to Indobodia. He came back, unfortunately, but he did manage to get in a lot of trouble along the way. Score 1 point for every hazard you can spot. |
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HAZARD ONE
Answer: An easy one to start with. The varied colours of those fish would be seriously distracting if you were on LSD. It’s for this reason that moves are in place to have reef fish banned. The shark is lost and lonely. |
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HAZARD TWO
Answer: Kieran’s choice of t-shirt colour leaves him open to imminent attack from a clashing child. |
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HAZARD THREE
Answer: Kieran is dangerously aroused. Once he has is eight-fingered glove on there’ll be tears. |
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HAZARD FOUR
Answer: A tricky one this, but the perceptive reader will notice from the Sun’s position that it’s about to get dark. |
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HAZARD FIVE
Answer: Tyson wants the tenner you owe him but you’ve only got a twenty. Sat goodbye to your change. |
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HAZARD SIX
Answer: It’s the one on the right, clearly. |
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HAZARD SEVEN
Answer: It’s months ‘til December, but already Santa’s escaping from his wrappings. Brace yourself for family arguments and Slade on repeat play. |
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HAZARD EIGHT
Answer: The pufferfish is playing some sort of Pop-Idol / X-Factor type guff at ear-splitting, suicide-invoking volume. You can’t tell that from the picture though. |
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HAZARD NINE
Answer: You’ve left the gas on at home. |
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HAZARD TEN
Answer: Kieran’s supposed to be driving. HOW DID YOU DO?Badly. You did badly. |
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