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ISSUE 1 ARCHIVE - NON-CELEBRITY DIVER, SIMON JOBSON
JOB
Alas yes, I need to have money to buy
shiny, new kit & pay to go away.
WHERE DO YOU LIVE IN LONDON
Wandsworth - the dodgy bit.
QUALIFICATION
City & Guilds Second Class in Home
Economics.
DIVE CLUB
Illetes Dive Club.
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TOTAL DIVES
Lots & lots.
MAX DEPTH
Really quite deep in my opinion, though
will go deeper again soon...
MOST EXPENSIVE PIECE OF KIT
Nikon D80 Digital SLR & Housing, though
I will not say how much as I lied to my
other half about cost.
CAN'T DO WITHOUT
My X650's, sweet regs indeed, though a
mask is pretty essential too.
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COOLEST THING SEEN U/W
An obvious answer is dolphins or sharks,
so I will say prawns.
NON-CELEB MOMENT
I saw Jade Goody eating a pie once,
either that or that I once met a bloke
whose sister was at a wedding the year
before and sat on the same table as
Robbie William's cousin.
WOULD NEVER DIVE
Drunk.
BBS (BEST BACON SARNIE)
Alas, perfection in this department is
only achieved at home, failing that see
question see further on.
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BEST BUDDY
My mate Mikey, who seems to return with
more gas than when we left. Also I would
like to take this opportunity to thank him
for kindly attracting great schools of fish
for me to watch by vomiting over me
from the boat while I was on a safety
stop in the Red Sea. Also my other half is
coming along nicely.
WORST BUDDY
Some Italian coral crushing turtle
surfer, his name was Guiseppe
Bolognese I seem to recall.
LIFE CHANGING BIZARRE DIVE MOMENT
Learning to speak underwater &
subsequently being understood, though
I won't divulge my technique...
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FAVOURITE UK DIVE LOCATION
Wraysbury - for the Bacon Sandwich Lady.
FAVOURITE OVERSEAS DIVE LOCATION
Difficult one, but a toss up between
Pemba & Vanuatu.
STILL WANNA DIVE...
Madagascar.
AIR OR NITROX
Either or.
TANYA STREETER OR MIRANDA
KRESTOVNIKOFF
No brainer, no contest, Streeter of course.
MONTY HALLS OR NICK BAKER
Monty Halls seems a jolly nice fellow.
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