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ISSUE 10 ARCHIVE - SPOT THE HAZARD

With Academy Award Winner* Kieran Parts

*Best Original Medical Complication, 2007

We dispached Kieran on the holiday of a half-lifetime to Indobodia. He came back, unfortunately, but he did manage to get in a lot of trouble along the way.

Score 1 point for every hazard you can spot.
Regaldive

HAZARD ONE

Spot The Hazard

Answer: An easy one to start with. The varied colours of those fish would be seriously distracting if you were on LSD. Itís for this reason that moves are in place to have reef fish banned. The shark is lost and lonely.

HAZARD TWO

Spot The Hazard

Answer: Kieranís choice of t-shirt colour leaves him open to imminent attack from a clashing child.

Ralf Tech

HAZARD THREE

Spot The Hazard

Answer: Kieran is dangerously aroused. Once he has is eight-fingered glove on thereíll be tears.

Halcyon Eclipse Infinity

HAZARD FOUR

Spot The Hazard

Answer: A tricky one this, but the perceptive reader will notice from the Sunís position that itís about to get dark.

Ocean Leisure

HAZARD FIVE

Spot The Hazard

Answer: Tyson wants the tenner you owe him but youíve only got a twenty. Sat goodbye to your change.

Halcyon Eclipse Infinity

HAZARD SIX

Spot The Hazard

Answer: Itís the one on the right, clearly.

Ocean Visions

HAZARD SEVEN

Spot The Hazard

Answer: Itís months Ďtil December, but already Santaís escaping from his wrappings. Brace yourself for family arguments and Slade on repeat play.

Nautilus Lifeline

HAZARD EIGHT

Spot The Hazard

Answer: The pufferfish is playing some sort of Pop-Idol / X-Factor type guff at ear-splitting, suicide-invoking volume. You canít tell that from the picture though.

Ocean Leisure

HAZARD NINE

Spot The Hazard

Answer: Youíve left the gas on at home.

OonasDivers

HAZARD TEN

Spot The Hazard

Answer: Kieranís supposed to be driving.

HOW DID YOU DO?

Badly. You did badly.
The Underwater Channel

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